Historical Prankster T-Shirts

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

The first car accident.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Early photobombing

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Uncle Donnie

'I found what was making those funny noises.'