Classic Prankster T-Shirts

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

'Get him, Jimmy!'

'I showed him one of his old report cards instead of mine. He was not amused.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'I could eat you.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.