Parliamentarian Prankster Pillows

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Uncle Donnie

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

It's all gravy.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'