Political Prankster Pillows

"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."

"Let's go toilet paper the mayor's house."

'Let's have some fun- Let's go gross out the Ethics Committee.'

'Leadership challenge? No chance!'

Politics Books

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Uncle Donnie

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'