Polling Prankster Pillows

"Of course we can do an employee survey for you. For €10,950 you can get a 104% approval rating for your policies. Oh and we are doing a special offer, a 90% approval rating for €9500!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Hair Crop Circle

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"My homework ate my dog."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'Oh Hi!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"