Policy Prankster Gifts

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

"It's in your insurance policy - I have to operate with one hand tied behind my back..."

"I'm not a rule breaker, but the no eye blinking is going to be a tough one."

"Mrs. Oliphant, what is the company policy on our company policy?"

"Typical! I'm just making a claim on our insurance and they say it ran out just half an hour ago!"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."