Musical Prank Fan Prints

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Mikado

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"They look like pickles."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Dynamite little combo

Spam in Hell.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Stupid Cupid.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Musical Note Nail

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"Hey—no cheating!"