Cinema Parody Fan T-Shirts

King Cow

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Bro of Frankenstein

"Planet of the puppies"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

'He's been shot!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Old Yarns

The Sedentary Dead.