Movie Parody Fan Gifts

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mean Girls

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Bro of Frankenstein

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Lawyers On A Plane.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

The Insiders

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Old Yarns

The Sedentary Dead.