Movie Parody Fan Gifts

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Planet of the Dems

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mean Girls

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

Bro of Frankenstein

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Lawyers On A Plane.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Extreme kites!

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Insiders

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

The Sedentary Dead.