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"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Life stripped bare

Old Yarns

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

'We need more cake shows!'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.