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'There's a refreshing honesty about this programme, dear.'

'We need more cake shows!'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"

''Reality'? Nuts! - I thought they said ROYALTY show.'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

How am I abducting?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

On the brink.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."