Parody Fanatics Prints

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Housekeeping?!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Spam in Hell.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Even More Disciples'