Film Parody Appreciator Pillows

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Steamed vegetables."

'Oh Hi!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"