Television Parody Appreciator Gifts

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Oh Hi!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'