Historical Parody Appreciator Gifts

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Oh Hi!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Russia Money Laundering

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

The Greek Trampoline

"Amateurs."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

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