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'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Oh Hi!'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Steamed vegetables."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Russia Money Laundering

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

The Greek Trampoline

"Amateurs."