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Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Black plague swab testing

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Servant caught trying on mistress's bonnet

An ancient Roman gives the thumbs down using a big foam finger. The fight is between a lion dressed like a gladiator and wielding a large fork and a man with a spoon.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

". . . Unlike the feel-good portion of World War II."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Oh Hi!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The Greek Trampoline

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering

"Amateurs."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Historic Bank Jobs.