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"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ideas Ahead of their Time

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Abraham Lincoln

Charles I

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Duke of Wellington

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Vampire mailman.

Billards.

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"