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Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Playing Fetch.

Madonna of the Pukes.

baby sweetcorn...

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Trump! The Musical

Gay Times...

Night of the Zombonies.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."