Historical Parody Lovers Gifts

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ideas Ahead of their Time

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Abraham Lincoln

Charles I

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Duke of Wellington

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Vampire mailman.

Billards.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'