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'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Housekeeping?!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"