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"Stella!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Trump! The Musical

Fly Fishing

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Night of the Zombonies.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Housekeeping?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"