Song Parody Appreciator Gifts

'Thank you for not Bob-bob Bobbin' along, Santa'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Oh Hi!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

You are my sunshine!

"Steamed vegetables."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Hugh fans!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Amateurs."

Russia Money Laundering

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Can't Touch This

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."