Wealth Appreciator Gifts

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'I had planned on becoming a general practitioner, but decided to specialize in making money instead.'

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Why do you persist in arguing when I clearly hold the moral high ground?

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

'You had me at affluent.'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

R. B. Dudley: Nobody special but rich enough to build this monument of himself.

Deep pockets on line two.

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

"It's not about how much money you have son, it's about how much money others think you have."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Gosh no! I don't only think of you as old. . . I think of you as old and rich!"

'I shall never forget Roger.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"Rich, he's got a walk-in wallet."

"I'm wallowing in swollen prosperity, and I like it"

"I'm just one of those I-made-my-bundle-and-I'm-just-dropping-out-for-a-while hermits."

Ah well, back to the old salt mines.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Dear Diary: Life has changed since I won the lottery...'

Jewellers for the Rich and Famous

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"We're competitive in all the sports the middle class schools can't afford."

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

Armstrong, did you feel that earthquake a few minutes ago? I felt nothing, minion. I haven't felt an earthquake since I was a small child. Probably because of the full-body money-clip I've carried ever since then. The wads of bills layered about my body serve to absorb vibrational and impact forces. I once fell out of a fourth-story window and didn't even notice it. The one percent are different from you and me.

Plays well with other people's $.

"I make no apologies for my wealth, Dan, I pay people to do that."

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."