Wealth Appreciation Gifts

Bill Gates' diary.

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

Entering Big Bucks County

"And I can't possibly support you, so you won't have to leave all this."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'Excuse me...I think they're trying to attract your attention.'

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

"Good boy."

"You had me at chateau."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Will work for ETFs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Cat Burglar

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer