Wealth Whimsy Appreciator Gifts

"Money talking."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Caterpillar Portrait

Money Bar.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Teddy Time Bears

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bathroom Fairy

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'