Wealth Whimsy Appreciator Gifts

"Money talking."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Money Bar.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bathroom Fairy

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Things are looking up!"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Cow Kong

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'