Wealth Acquisition Gifts

'Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are all very nice, but money is still my favorite thing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Will work for ETFs

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Greed.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'