
"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."
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"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
In the Guru District
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
'A cheeky red?'
Wine Lady
"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."
'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'
Bacchus.
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."
Sauvignon Bonk
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
Some days at work can be more challenging than others.
'I like you, you remind me of someone.'
'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'
"Go ahead. Press one for more options."
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
French wine
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
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