Pocket Money Appreciator Gifts

Billy strip: tooth fairy.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Deep pockets on line two.

Deadpan Delivery.

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

'You say you can't afford to raise my allowance -- could I please see the books?'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"Those are my money managers."

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.