Monet Appreciator Gifts

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

A Venus cow trap.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Deep pockets on line two.

Deadpan Delivery.

"You definately have a musical ear"

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Big Brother in Monastery.

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

Polygon man.

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."