Monet Appreciator Pillows

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

A Venus cow trap.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Fish mobsters.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Plays well with other people's $.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

Deep pockets on line two.

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"You definately have a musical ear"

When Astronomers Party.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

Big Brother in Monastery.

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

Polygon man.