Big Number Appreciator Pillows

"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Plays well with other people's $.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Cybervegan Caf

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

Deep pockets on line two.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"You definately have a musical ear"

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Giant Visitor

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

'I shall never forget Roger.'

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

Armstrong, did you feel that earthquake a few minutes ago? I felt nothing, minion. I haven't felt an earthquake since I was a small child. Probably because of the full-body money-clip I've carried ever since then. The wads of bills layered about my body serve to absorb vibrational and impact forces. I once fell out of a fourth-story window and didn't even notice it. The one percent are different from you and me.