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"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

Deep pockets on line two.

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Deadpan Delivery.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Giant Visitor

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'I shall never forget Roger.'

"I don't jump on the countertops to annoy you. That's just a nice bonus."

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