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Giant Visitor

"I like to stay on top of things."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Giant Ice Skates

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Heaven Has VIP

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"...I hate mainstream music."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Giant Skater

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

Giant in need of shoes.

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

A giant woman pics up cars

Children are growing taller. . .

"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Not you again! I've told you before, your case has gone to appeal and you should hear something in the next two to three thousand years."