Note Appreciator Pillows

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

Tortured Plank

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Mathematician on the couch.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Michelangelo's David

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Musician busks for music notes.

'It's for Pookie.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

'Fill it up please. I meant the olive bowl.'

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Risk assessment offered to punters.

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.