Note Appreciator Pillows

"You definately have a musical ear"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Tortured Plank

Mathematician on the couch.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Michelangelo's David

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Marketed music.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Musician busks for music notes.

'It's for Pookie.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'Fill it up please. I meant the olive bowl.'

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Risk assessment offered to punters.

Music Book

As it were