Pocket Money Investor Gifts

"A bigger allowance would help me stimulate the economy!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Dispute over pocket money

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'