Exaggeration Appreciator Gifts

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Fishing Tales

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"My kid could do that."

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Mathematician on the couch.

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

A Heated Argument

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"But we have a common activity: we fight."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."