Exaggeration Artist Gifts

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

Fishing Tales

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."