Exaggeration Analyst Gifts

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Love at First Sight

Fishing Tales

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Alarmistclock

Early accounting scandals.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

An exaggeration of estate agents

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

Fish Story

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

Fishing Stories

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"