Exaggeration Lover Gifts

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

Fishing Tales

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Alarmistclock

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."