Exaggeration Appreciator T-Shirts

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Fishing Tales

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"My kid could do that."

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Mathematician on the couch.

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

A Heated Argument

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"But we have a common activity: we fight."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."