Ape Appreciation Society Gifts

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Thank you

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Forget about the raise."

"Delivery."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Thank You to Vaccinators

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Origin of Species

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"