Sea Mammal Supporter Gifts

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"They're so like us."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't do windows."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Whale Pattern Balding

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

About this dependant of yours...

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

All the best

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

Save the Whale.

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

'I still don't get it. I can't see the likeness.'

"There are worse places to be beached."