Sea Monkey Supporter Gifts

Incredible Mating Process of the Sea Monkey

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

Squid and Octopus

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"A textbook landing..."

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."