Dessert Innovator T-Shirts

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Baker

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

Souffle recipe book floats away.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Solar Range.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."