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'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Baker

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Solar Range.

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'