Pastry Innovator T-Shirts

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

You're the puff in my pastry!

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"