Pastry Innovator T-Shirts

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Punt Cake

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Pastry Hat

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Doughboy Dad

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'