Dessert Engineer T-Shirts

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Doughnut Making

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Pie Filling Reader

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Dessert

Bake-a-thon.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

American Pastry