Dessert Engineer Pillows

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Pie Filling Reader

Doughnut Making

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

Bake-a-thon.

American Pastry

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'