Dessert Innovators Pillows

Chicken Sundae

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Doughnut Making

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."