Dessert Innovators Gifts

Chicken Sundae

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Shark infested custard!

Doughnut Making

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."